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"Stay together and follow my finger."

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Now that's an afro!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Tourists and their Pets.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

City Boy.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Love linked

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

No Immediate Danger

Saxophone Player.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Serenading

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"I don't believe in you!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Push for Disco...

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'