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"My mother always says that. she always says 'You have to be a little bit crazy to live in New York.' Mother is a little crazy, but she doesn't live in New York. She lives in Nishnabotna, Missouri."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Go three blocks straight ahead to Mugger's Lane, then past an open-air drug market....'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Culture Saturday

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Sparkling Water

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tourists and their Pets.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Echo Tourism'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'It must be the dead sea.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'