City Greenthumb Pillows

The urban gardener.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Money Plant.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

Flava Superba

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'Just seeing how my shears are doing...'

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

Flower growing out of a face mask

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'I'm exhausted. I've been grafting all day!'

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

Man cutting grass.

"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."

Scarecrows.

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'There goes the whole damn planet!'

Leek club darts match.

"You're gonna need a bigger goat!"

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'

'So how's the diet going Helen?'