City Greenthumb Mugs

The urban gardener.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Money Plant.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Flava Superba

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'Just seeing how my shears are doing...'

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Of course we can plant them. We'll be right over! $. It's the only hedge fund I can get behind. Tree's Trees.

You said you knew how to plant a rooftop garden.

Flower growing out of a face mask

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'I'm exhausted. I've been grafting all day!'

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

Man cutting grass.

"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'

'So how's the diet going Helen?'

"You're gonna need a bigger goat!"

Scarecrows.

'There goes the whole damn planet!'

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)