City Festival Mugs

"The shopping malls made it tough. Then the plant shut down. Nowadays we mostly rely on tourism."

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

Cimafunk

Face painting.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Bacchus.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Southwark Fair.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Tension filled the tent.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Happy Easter

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Frosting the Snowman

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!