Festival Mugs

'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'

Germany.

'Hello darling, how was your music festival..?'

"Oh no! It's those Oh Carol singers again."

Happy Easter

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Glastonbury. After.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Face painting.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Tension filled the tent.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Country Bumpkin.