City Festival Prints

"The shopping malls made it tough. Then the plant shut down. Nowadays we mostly rely on tourism."

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

Bacchus.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Southwark Fair.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Happy Easter

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Tension filled the tent.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."