City Dweller Dreaming Of The Forest Gifts

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Not to mention the park view."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Feathered frenzy

Flowers in the city

Painting nature.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Urban lunch

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

Big Apple Bears

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

Moon Rock.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

The grass is always greener.

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Destruction of Daydreams by Deforestation

"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Urban therapy.

A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."