City Dweller Dreaming Of The Forest Mugs

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Not to mention the park view."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Feathered frenzy

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Painting nature.

Flowers in the city

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Urban lunch

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

Big Apple Bears

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

Moon Rock.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

The grass is always greener.

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

Destruction of Daydreams by Deforestation

"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Urban therapy.

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

Lonely Tree