City Driving Pillows

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

"I think it's more aspirational than prescriptive."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Cats on Board.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Child driving a toy car

"What old school? This is my life."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.