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"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

I did it my way.

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Working at Home Half Day

"I love meetings"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Citations Needed!

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

"What do the know!"

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'