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'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"I got a no TV for a week in math, a no dessert for a month in history, and a just wait 'til your father gets home in social studies."

"You didn't show your report card to your dad last night, did you Eddie?"

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I don't have to worry about report cards any more. . .I just resigned.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"As an artist, it's my job to capture the beauty and triumphs of everyday life."

"Man, all I need is just one 'A'!"

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Letters escape from a caged book.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?"

Hell's Schlegel

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

'You had me at 'warning'.'