Citation Master Pillows

Add some academic charm to their living space with cozy pillows adorned with clever citation quotes. A perfect way for citation masters to express their scholarly passion while relaxing.

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'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...' mockup

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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Evolution Exam Results.

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Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire. mockup

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

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'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.' mockup

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

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"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell." mockup

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

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"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..." mockup

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

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"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff." mockup

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

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Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention mockup

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

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Quiz for dogs.

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"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!" mockup

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

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Good Luck!

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'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!' mockup

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

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"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer." mockup

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

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"How'd I do on the test?"

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'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!' mockup

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

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'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?' mockup

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

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Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

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"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page." mockup

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

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