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"Why ten bucks for a balloon animal?"

Realistic balloon animals.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Clowns

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Dead Funny

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'He's maturing early.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Litter Tray Training

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown God

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'