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"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clown Face Painting

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Wife

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Circus Act

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What's your occupation?"

When clowns are hunting.