Circus Performers T-Shirts

'Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.'

High wire

"No, we don't sell compact cars that have cup holders for a dozen people."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

"I picked up a couple of hitchhikers. You don't mind, do you?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I'm going to run away and join a firm of accountants."

I said, everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars!

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"I'll eat anything for $1.00"

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Clown's Comedy Fart.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Litter Tray Training

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown Face Painting

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown Wife

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Send in the Clones.'

When clowns are hunting.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."