Circular Swimmer Pillows

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'He did it for us.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'Want to go for a dip?'

Pool lovers

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"That is six feet."