Circular Swimmer Pillows

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'He did it for us.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'Want to go for a dip?'

"That is six feet."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."