Circuitry Sage T-Shirts

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"I make money, therefore I am."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Computer whisperer.

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"