Circuitry Sage Mugs

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Wikipedia...

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"I make money, therefore I am."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Computer whisperer.

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Jules Henri Poincare