Technophile Sage Mugs

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Computer Head

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"The record player is skipping again."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Computer whisperer.