Circuit Design Gifts

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Eureka!

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Crap from the future.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Pollsters

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Let's make stuff and sell it to people."

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Decorating a column.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

Proud Inventor.

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

'Well if you're so clever why didn't you invent the handbrake!'

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

'It's made of teflon. That way, when 'the stuff' hits it, it doesn't stick.'

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."