Circuit Board Collector Pillows

"I heard you buy old computer parts. Well, get your checkbook out."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Second hand furniture.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Playing cards.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Outstanding Time Management

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

Time Table

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

"Please feel free to browse."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.