Circle Philosopher Gifts

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"I noticed a few browns."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'I know how you feel.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

Colin thought he looked pretty good for forty-two.

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"