Circle Philosopher Gifts

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

The Life of Pi

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Pop Culture for Teens

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Evolution of God. . .

'I know how you feel.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

Colin thought he looked pretty good for forty-two.