Cio T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts designed for CIOs that combine humor and professionalism, making them perfect for casual office days or tech conferences.

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'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.' mockup

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

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"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system." mockup

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

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"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine." mockup

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

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"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!" mockup

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!" mockup

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.' mockup

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring." mockup

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

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"Looks like we found the issue."

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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?" mockup

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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"Approaching 10,000 steps."

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"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it." mockup

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

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'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.' mockup

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?' mockup

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.' mockup

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.' mockup

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words." mockup

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.' mockup

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

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"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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