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"So that's two votes for 'Love Actually' and 14 votes for 'A River Runs Through It.'"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Housekeeping?!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

"I love my luvvie."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

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