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"So that's two votes for 'Love Actually' and 14 votes for 'A River Runs Through It.'"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What's an Imax cave?

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Hazards of mouse painting

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

May I have the envelope, please?

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Marcello Mastroianni.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Jennifer Aniston

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

Daniel Craig caricature

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

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