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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

What's an Imax cave?

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Jennifer Aniston

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Marcello Mastroianni.

Daniel Craig caricature

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Woody Allen