Cinematography Prints

Federico Fellini.

Auguste and Louis Lumiere

Subtitles for the Stupid

The Fevered Brow of Ken Burns

Kirsten Johnson

The director said 'cut'!

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Film makers.

Quentin Tarantino

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"I often see 'Filmed in Panavision' during the credits of films, but I have absolutely no idea where that is."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Tourists

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

My First Camera

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Herman Mankiewicz

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!