Cinematic Safari Explorer T-Shirts

"I could help you get into films"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Elephant ass selfie.

Zoo animals.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"It's about time."

Thug life on safari.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."