Cinematic Critic Mugs

Based On A True Story

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'All movie ideas have been done to death. Please go home and play some cards. The management.'

'That movie did certainly seem to touch a nerve.'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Dude, that was the best superhero movie ever!"

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."

After Three Hours Standing in a Random Basement. . .

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Bloody hell!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'It was great. I hated it.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'