Cinema Critic Mugs

Start their day with a dose of humor and cinema critique on a mug designed for the discerning film lover. Perfect for coffee or tea lovers who enjoy a good film discussion.

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Standard endings for sci-fi movies... mockup

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

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'Quiet with your crisps. I can't hear the film.'

'Quiet with your crisps. I can't hear the film.' mockup

'Quiet with your crisps. I can't hear the film.'

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'No animals were harmed in the filming of this movie . . . except, of course, the ones we ate.'

'No animals were harmed in the filming of this movie . . . except, of course, the ones we ate.' mockup

'No animals were harmed in the filming of this movie . . . except, of course, the ones we ate.'

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'Mmm! Could I get some fake butter on that?'

'Mmm! Could I get some fake butter on that?' mockup

'Mmm! Could I get some fake butter on that?'

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Senior Citizen Matinees. . .

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'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...' mockup

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

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Warning: This motion picture stinks. View in a well ventilated area.

Warning: This motion picture stinks. View in a well ventilated area. mockup

Warning: This motion picture stinks. View in a well ventilated area.

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"First they made movies that were silent. Then they made movies that talked. Now they make movies that stink."

"First they made movies that were silent. Then they made movies that talked. Now they make movies that stink." mockup

"First they made movies that were silent. Then they made movies that talked. Now they make movies that stink."

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"If you ask me, movies today have no plot."

"If you ask me, movies today have no plot." mockup

"If you ask me, movies today have no plot."

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"This can't be a movie poster...there's no aliens on it."

"This can't be a movie poster...there's no aliens on it." mockup

"This can't be a movie poster...there's no aliens on it."

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"But only during rehearsal."

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Hollywood Casting Couch

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"You don't have to tell me about the sacrifices a girl makes to get into show biz."

"You don't have to tell me about the sacrifices a girl makes to get into show biz." mockup

"You don't have to tell me about the sacrifices a girl makes to get into show biz."

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"If we put barcodes on the actresses it's easier to keep to their sell by dates!"

"If we put barcodes on the actresses it's easier to keep to their sell by dates!" mockup

"If we put barcodes on the actresses it's easier to keep to their sell by dates!"

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"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie." mockup

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

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"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old." mockup

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

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"We should've never bought the popcorn and drink. I'll be working overtime all next week to pay for it."

"We should've never bought the popcorn and drink. I'll be working overtime all next week to pay for it." mockup

"We should've never bought the popcorn and drink. I'll be working overtime all next week to pay for it."

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"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond." mockup

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

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'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.' mockup

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'

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"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?" mockup

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

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"Haven't you noticed, Ned, how everyone's films are getting shallower except mine."

"Haven't you noticed, Ned, how everyone's films are getting shallower except mine." mockup

"Haven't you noticed, Ned, how everyone's films are getting shallower except mine."

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"That was a feel-good movie. How come I don't feel so good?"

"That was a feel-good movie. How come I don't feel so good?" mockup

"That was a feel-good movie. How come I don't feel so good?"

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Never Worked in This Town Again

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"Is there no escape from escapism?" mockup

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

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NATO Theater: Now showing Ukraine, a snuff film, directed by Vlad Putin.

NATO Theater: Now showing Ukraine, a snuff film, directed by Vlad Putin. mockup

NATO Theater: Now showing Ukraine, a snuff film, directed by Vlad Putin.

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"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!" mockup

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

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"Damn it, Eddie, you told me this script was stupid."

"Damn it, Eddie, you told me this script was stupid." mockup

"Damn it, Eddie, you told me this script was stupid."

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Iran jails filmmaker Jafar Panahi. mockup

Iran jails filmmaker Jafar Panahi.

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"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?" mockup

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

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"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie." mockup

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

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'Artistic it might have been, but those sort of films ought to be banned!'

'Artistic it might have been, but those sort of films ought to be banned!' mockup

'Artistic it might have been, but those sort of films ought to be banned!'

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'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.'

'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.' mockup

'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.'

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The book was better.

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Exhibitionist: Next showing 2.15. mockup

Exhibitionist: Next showing 2.15.

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'The author must have had film rights in mind when he chose the title.'

'The author must have had film rights in mind when he chose the title.' mockup

'The author must have had film rights in mind when he chose the title.'

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Cinema Critic Mugs Collection

Cinema Critic Pillows

Add some cinematic charm with pillows featuring witty film critiques and movie-inspired designs, perfect for cinephile decor.

Cinema Critic Prints

Celebrate the art of film critique with our prints collection—stylish, witty, and perfect for any movie enthusiast’s space.

Cinema Critic T-Shirts

Find stylish T-shirts that speak to cinema critics—wit and humor meet movie love in our curated collection.