Cinematic Craftsman Pillows

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Counting ribs

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

D.I.Y

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

I love embroidery

Waiting for retirement.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Bad Interview Technique

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Posh Easter Egg

Multitool Knife

Education and Apprenticeships

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Luthier

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"