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"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Steve McQueen

Canadian film production

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Moby Dick

'Have you been waiting long?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Movies vs. Films

Drive in movies.

Kirsten Johnson

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

Quentin Tarantino

Hollywood producer.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

I'm Spartacus.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Martin Scorsese