Cinema Junkie Gifts

Popcorn.

Eva Mendez

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Dancing with the Star Wars

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

100 best beheadings

"Spoiler alert."

Movies vs. Films

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Mog The Week

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Ian Hislop

Cool hand... Uke

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Amanda Seyfried

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

True Story Movie

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

America's funniest investment scams

'He's in training for the Olympics'