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Showbiz Awards

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Time Machine Collision

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

His and Her wardrobe's

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'