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"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

hard-boiled egg...

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Steve McQueen

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Moby Dick

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Drive in movies.

Movies vs. Films

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'