Cinema Connoisseur Prints

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Roger Moore

Jack Nicholson

Ennio Morricone RIP

You talking to me?

Michael Douglas

"You see most of these trailers and you feel like you've seen the whole film."

Clint Eastwood

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

Film Lovers.

"With romantic comedy, I like to recommend the sixteen ounce Raisinets."

I'm announcing the debut of my new manual: "Randy's Movie-Watching for Alphas." Chapter One: The critics are all wrong

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"It's hard to explain the movie. She takes her clothes off, then he takes his clothes off. They talk – it's politicized talk. Six months later they are in Budapest. He takes her clothes off, she takes his clothes off. Troops are marching outside."

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'He likes to power nap.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

hard-boiled egg...

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'