Cigarette Collectors Pillows

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Doulton Canada Geese

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Proceedings of the club

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

Sweets

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Canal No. 5: Vagrance

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."