Cigarette Collectors Pillows

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Doulton Canada Geese

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Proceedings of the club

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

Sweets

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'