Cigarette Collector Mugs

'Don't look now, but there's my former flame.'

"Would you like to go to my place for a cigarette?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Health warnings and plain packaging are a waste of money... do they think we're stupid?!"

Watch it! My cigarettes are worth killing for.

'Smoking section, please.'

'I'd like some Barlmoro Red, Filtered, Extra-Special, Ultra-Light, Super-Long, Super-Slim, King-100 Mild, Full-Flavor Blend Cigarettes.' 'Box, or soft-pack?' 'I don't care.'

'You've been at Malcolm's again, haven't you - you know I hate tertiary smoking!'

"Fred's been murdered..!!!

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Punt Cake

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

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You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Bottletrees.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Pass that."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

"Your shout!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Proceedings of the club

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Over-reaction Man.

"I wonder what this was for."

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