Cigarette Case Collector Mugs

'As luck would have it your bullet hit this silver cigarette case in my top pocket. And now it seems that I have th upper hand!'

Punt Cake

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Bottletrees.

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Your shout!"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Proceedings of the club

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

A complimentary biscuit

Over-reaction Man.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Candlelight

"Which free tote goes best?"

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Great Moments in Beer

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'