Cigarette Case Collector Mugs

'As luck would have it your bullet hit this silver cigarette case in my top pocket. And now it seems that I have th upper hand!'

Punt Cake

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

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You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Bottletrees.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Your shout!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

A complimentary biscuit

Over-reaction Man.

Proceedings of the club

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Which free tote goes best?"

Candlelight

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Great Moments in Beer

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!