Cigar Non-enthusiast Pillows

Young boy gives grandfather advice on smoking

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Men on the side of a building.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

José Saramago

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

H L Mencken.

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Pollution Look

'Son, I hear you failed genetics!'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Devil Smokes Cigar

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

The night after Christmas.

William Hague as Churchill.

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'