Church Seeker Pillows

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Piety

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I hate it when we fight."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Dog in Daisys

Cactus seats.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Priest

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Meditation

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Lounging by the pool

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Verger Works

UNFADED GLORY

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

'Let us pray...'