Church Scandal Sleuth T-Shirts

Give them a t-shirt that celebrates their passion for uncovering church secrets in style—clever, funny, and perfect for any mystery-loving sleuth.

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"Father, I would like to go to confession with you!"

"Father, I would like to go to confession with you!" mockup

"Father, I would like to go to confession with you!"

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Squeezing the Free Press.

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.' mockup

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault. mockup

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

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'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.' mockup

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

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"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..." mockup

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez." mockup

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

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United Church of OMG

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JET (Part I)

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"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?" mockup

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

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The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

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'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?' mockup

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

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Panama Papers

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"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

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