Church Planner Pillows

'Here's the state of the art gym, here's the coffee bar and internet cafe ... oh, yeah - and this little thing over here is the new sanctuary.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

When Engineers Crack.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"That's our new church mascot."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

New York Netherworld

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Conference Pears

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."