Church Melody Maestro Gifts

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Dynamite little combo

Artist and Musician

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Malcolm Sargent

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Three Ladies

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music producers.