Church Hierarchy Observer T-Shirts

Bishops with headgear of increasing size.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

Conclave.

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Vicar

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'

"I'm through playing doctor. With insurance forms, co-payments, and malpractice suits, it's just no fun!"

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

"I just don't feel like you value my role as associate pastor."

Doctors Through the Ages...

"I deal in truth, I leave facts to subordinates."

"Any questions?"

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

'Ah - Mr. Figgs - you used to work for that bank - anything for the church fete?'

"Canon, I'm afraid the time has come for you to be fired!"