Chuckle-worthy Adventurer Pillows

"One trip down the birth canal??..I had bigger travel plans than that!!"

Love linked

Man fishing with large bait

"I am not asking for directions."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"We got the cactus account!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Destiny is all...

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.