Chuck Wagon Chef Pillows

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

"I can't wait to go home and replace all your sports channels with cooking channels."

Anton Mosimann

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Cooking Cowboy

'Your dinner's in the oven.'

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

Deadheads searching for a new band!

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

The Upchuck Wagon

'Curses on historical perspective.'

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.

'Darling, does your Swiss army knife have a garlic press?'

"My Dad would like to borrow a cup of milk...and a cook book."

"I think one of my favorite things about being on hold for two hours, and there are many, is being reminded that Chuck Mangione plays a mean flugelhorn."

'Nice try...'

"Of all the Smiths in the world I had to marry a Delia Smith type!"

"Why are you watching this? You don't even like this show!"

"Listen here Pardner. Ah distinctly ordered the sole fouree au Fumet Meursault. This Hyar's the Croustade de Barbue Langrene!"