Chrononaut T-Shirts

I built a time machine. I'm going back to 2019.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Marry me astronaut

Sundial Time

"Not now, Oliver."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Siri, find oxygen."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Astronaut love

Newborn Cosmonaut

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Climbing to the moon...

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Grandfather Clock

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Are there space-babes?"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Grandfather Clock

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"You're late."

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"