Chronology Contemplator Mugs

Start their day with a splash of wit—our mugs for the chronology contemplator feature clever designs that celebrate their love for history and the flow of time, sparking conversation over every cuppa.

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'Have you noticed how our days are getting shorter.'

'Have you noticed how our days are getting shorter.' mockup

'Have you noticed how our days are getting shorter.'

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'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.' mockup

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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"Shall we put it in play?"

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Coronavirus Debate

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Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation. mockup

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

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"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

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'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.' mockup

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

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"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!" mockup

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

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'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.' mockup

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

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Caterpillar Paranoia

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'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.' mockup

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

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'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?' mockup

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

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"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter." mockup

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.' mockup

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

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'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.' mockup

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

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Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.' mockup

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

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Apocalipsis

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"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise." mockup

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

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"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control." mockup

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

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"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'" mockup

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

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At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine. mockup

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

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'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.' mockup

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

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"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space." mockup

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

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"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets." mockup

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

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'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills. mockup

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

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A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world mockup

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

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"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant." mockup

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

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'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.' mockup

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

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Coronavirus and family economy

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'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.' mockup

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

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'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

'I know I'm the center of the universe.' mockup

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

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Chronology Contemplator Mugs Collection

Chronology Contemplator Pillows

Find the perfect pillows for the chronology contemplator—comfort meets curiosity with designs that inspire reflective moments on the intricacies of time.

Chronology Contemplator Prints

Browse our selection of art prints for the chronology contemplator—bring intellectual inspiration and artistic flair into your living space.

Chronology Contemplator T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts for the chronology contemplator—ideal for those who love to wear their curiosity and fascination with time and history.