Chronic Rule-bender Pillows

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Alternative fielding positions

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Pole Vault Rules

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'